Quiz.

If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute
- I'll umchio, then face blush.


2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
- I will say thankyou , and then say : " You will be the second most beautiful/handsome person on earth , just behind me! ^^"


3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
- HAHA , if i am rich and fomous , i would be a bimbo.


4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled.
I do everything very well from sports to academic thing.
- So what ? Do you have any good friends that understand you , and i will slap that fucking fellow who show off to me.


5) You don’t know me? I am a Bruneian artist; I have albums.
- bruneian your head , who cares ,




If an annoying pretty woman/handsome man says:


1) I know you like me.
- Yah , like real.


2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
- Come on your boobs and dick is fake ,for what i want look at you ?


3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
- Thanks for saying im nice , but who says you are my type ?


4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
- HAHA , You beg me to take you on a ride i also dont want lah.


5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
- So what ? But you are fake.




If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:


1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
- Okay , then ?


2) May I have your cell phone number? please please please?
- Okay , you have to ask my parents.


3) Hi, wanna make out?
- Horny bitch/bastard , you deserve one big slap and a kick in you P.P
PS://Private part.


4) What do you like about me?
- err , *cover whole face* I like you like this.


5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
- You are pretty/handsome , and i like you so much , Gosh i have to ask for forgiveness for lying :(




If your enemy says:


1) Hi bitch!
- Hi ! Thanks  for calling me cute !


2) You smell like shit!
- Serious ? You smell like urine!


3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
- Hahaha , you bimbo. opps , just insulted all bimbo in the world.


4) What an ugly creature you are!
- Hahahahh , are you pretty then ?

5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
- And im gonna kick your P.P in the race first!




If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you..
- I loved you ,


2) I know you love me!
- I love you as a friend :)


3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby...
- No, its over.


4) Please call me...
- What else do you have to say ?


5) The break up hurts me so much...
- Move on.




If an annoying salesperson says:


1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
- Hahahahaha ,im not gonna buy your things over sweet talks!


2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed
- Changed to a chao ahgua ?


3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
- No money.


4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy...
- Buy your head lah buy ,


5) That product is not good; it causes pimples all over your face.
- Okay , can i try on you ?




Another quiz.


Q: Kissed someone on your friends list? : Maybe.
Q: Been arrested? : Nope.
Q: Do you like someone? : Yeah, but have to move on!
Q: Held a snake? : Yes !!
Q: Been suspended from school? : No (:
Q: Sang karaoke? : Yes ! I snatch mic!
Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do? : Slit.
Q: Laughed until you started crying? : Yes.
Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue? : Singaore snow ? You wait long.
Q: Kissed in the rain? : No?
Q: Sang in the shower? : Yes !!
Q: Sat on a roof top? : NO!!!
Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? : ARBO , I STILL WEAR WHITE LEH.
Q: Broken a bone? : Nope,
Q: Shaved your head? : When i was a baby ?
Q: Played a prank on someone? : Yes !
Q: Shot a gun? : Toy one ?
Q: Donated Blood? : Im afraid of needles.



LAST PERSON THAT.
1. You hung out with? : My dog.
2. You texted? : Daze.
3. You were in a car with?: No car how to be in.
4. Person you went to shop with? : Alvinez ?
5. You talked on the phone? : Daze.
6. Made you laugh? : Myself
7. You hugged? : My dog.




ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...


1. Sun or moon? : Moon.
2. Winter or Fall? : Winter.
3. Left or Right? : Right
4. Sunny or rainy? : Rainy,
5. Where do you live? : Singapore.
6. Club or pub? : None.
7. Are there 1 or 2 people who you can always trust and rely on? : Yes.
8. Do you want to get married? : Dk.
9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? : Twirl.
10. What time is it? : 2.59pm
11. Are you afraid of commitment? : Not really.
12. What is your greatest hope/wish? : To move on.
13. Do you cook? : Maggie mee counted?.
14. Current mood? : Tired , feel like crying , bored.




IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU...


1. Kissed someone? : No.
2. Sang? : Yes.
3. Listened to music? : Yes.
4. Danced? : No.
5. Cried? : Yes
6. Liked someone you can't? : Yes.




22 FIRSTS


1.Who was your first prom date? : Siao
2. Who was your first roommate? : My sister.
3. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk the first time? : Forgotten.
5. What was your first car? : Toy cars.
6. When did you go to your first funeral and viewing? : Age of 6.
8. Who was your first grade teacher? : Teacher sue.
9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? : Cambodia.
10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time? : Snuck whats that ? go out ah ? Idk leh.
11. Who was your first Best Friend? : Koh han ru.
12. Who is your best friend? : Daze , Alvinez , Tzemin.
14. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? : No one.
15. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a Bridesmaid or groomsmaid? : No have leh!! But gonna be soon.
16. What's the first thing you did when you got up this morning? : Climb up from the floor.
19. First tattoo or piercing? : Kindergarden. no tattoo lah.
20. First celebrity crush? : Jerry yan! LOL
22. First crush? : Secret :)